[Taken from http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2610]

The Olympics are coming! Feel left out? Dun worry! You can hold your very own sporting competition right in your very own office – try these events!

1. Wastepaper Basketball
2. Synchronized Stapling
3. Backstab Javelin Throwing
4. Tea Break Office Gossip Relay
5. Office Chair Rowing
6. Heavyweight Cardboard Boxing
7. Arrow Dodging
8. 4x100 Buttocks Photocopy Relay
9. Three Hour Powerpoint Presentation Stay Awake Marathon
10. Freestyle Accounting
11. Windows Vista Installation Disk Throwing
12. Xiaxue’s Blog to Excel Spreadsheet Alt-Tab Dash
13. 6 O’Clock Dash
14. Boss Carrying (formerly known as ‘Softball’)
15. Long Distance Hands-free Urinal Cake Carving
16. Accidental Breaststroke
17. Escaped Terrorist Marathon Chase

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