One day jane gotten into a car accident,and almost died,and had a near-death experience,she met god,she asked"god,how long will i live?"god replied "well,43yrs,3months and 8days"after she recovered,she decided to have a face lift,have her skin toned,her hair styled better than ever,nose lift,and polished her teeth brighter,while still at the hospital.she got discharged,she went across the road,and got kill by a speeding carshe went into heaven and shouted at god"I THOUGHT U SAID I HAVE 43YRS MORE?!"

God replied"well,i could't recognise u!"

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