(Taken from http://www.talkingcock.com/html/article.php?sid=2602)
Wah lau! First those peanutcases at the NKF, and now all this monk-y business at Ren Ci. How will we know whether a charity is above board? TalkingCock.com provides you with a list of highly suspicious charities… donor beware!
1. The National Kelong Foundation 2. The Singapore Red Crossdressers 3. The Singapore Red Crotch 4. SPCA (Society for the Preparation and Consumption of Animals) 5. Slave the Children 6. The Starvation Army 7. None Young Kindergarten 8. State’s Times Pocket Your Money Fund 9. Habitat for Humidity 10. World Wild Wife Fund 11. The Singapore Chinese Chamber of Torture 12. SINDA (Singapore Instant Diarrhoea Association) 13. Singapore International Phlegm Festival 14. NCC (National Cadets’ Cocks) 15. NPCC (National Police Cadets’ Cocks) 16. Singapore Blindness Movement 17. Green Piss 18. NHB (National Hairy-stage Board) 19. The Singapore Cancel Society 20. SANA (Singaporeans Association of Nepotism Advocates, formerly the Testicle Uplifting Society) 21. National Council of Socialite Services 22. BEWARE (Brotherhood for the Employment of Women for Affairs, Rabak-Rabak and Entertainment) 23. Doctors Without Credentials 24. P.A. (Pimples’ Association) 25. Singapore Youth F***ing Club 26. PETA (People for the Extra Taking of Angpaos) 27. Damnasty International 28. The National Association for the Protection of Former Charity CEOs Who Kena Caught 29. STAMP (The Society for The Advancement of Ministerial Pay) 30. The Dun Lai Dat, Spare Me a Few Bucks Leh Foundation
Date: 16 July 2008 - 25 July 2008 Factoring Document entry Photocopy of Delivery Order & Purchase Order Aging Trial Balance data entry Factoring listing to be entered Write payment vouchers for 4 GIRO payments Submit Factoring Document Entering of customers' unpaid amount in Statement of Account
Most of the above mentioned task keep repeating. lol~ Do until you don't feel like doing? Anyway, it is now offically 3 weeks countdown to the end of Internship! What's left? Week 15 - Upcoming Week 16 Week 17
The moment Week 15 ends on 02 August 2008, shall I start to countdown the number of working days left instead of weeks? Maybe I should find out if there is any work on 08 & 11 August 2008 or not. Only then, it can be counted accurately.
Hey, Olympic & SG National Day fall on 08 August 2008 & 09 August 2008 respectively. Wow... 2 major event fall just 1 day away from each other nia. Hmmm... when the day arrives, it also means Internship is coming to an end soon as well! Sigh... looks like I have been repeating this statement again and again. zzz...
Anyway, Intern yesterday (25 July 3008). Before I left my house, I settle the stupid imeem player, thus a blog update. If I sign out from my imeem account, the song will play 30 seconds nia. Then I try to figure out how to play full version song. In the end, I found a full version (even I logged out). Nonetheless, I still managed to reach bus stop at 7.45am. But then, still late... blame traffic jam. Normally when Road A jam, Road B won't jam until very badly. However, yesterday... both roads jam very badly. zzz...
Ok, this is how I travelled for yesterday from 7.30am to 2pm. 7.30am: Leave house 7.40am: Reach bus stop 7.45am: Board Bus 8.55am: Reach destination bus stop (supposed to reach at around 8.35am... stupid jam) 9.15am: Reach office 9.30am: Told to go a company which is located along Upp Thomson (near YCK Road) 10.00am: Head to Upp Thomson via AMK 1.30pm: Reached back office
wth sia... from North (home) to East (Ubi) to North (Upp Thomson - YCK) to East (Ubi) and finally to North (home) again. -_-"
Let's count... 1, 2... and 3. Yes... 3 weeks more to go after tomorrow! Yippe! Miss SP? Miss my coursemate? Or miss my collegue? Or miss everything? Ahhhhhh!!!
To my coursemates having ITP now... Gambatte all... 3 weeks more only. The finishing line is just right ahead of us, awaiting for us to cross over it. Chiong ah!!! ^.^
Meanwhile, if you are bored during your ITP, feel free to email me. Hehe, I have been doing this recently... now my inbox flood. Haha.
Coming soon in August 2008, a brand new blog skin. Yes... probably a nice & cute one. The current blog skin... hmmm... few months back, someone commented me that this design is very plain. lol~
The latest update is: Changing the banner to SG National Day.
Anyway, the new blog skin, you may have saw it in the website, so now I'm gonna put it here (of course, never ever forget to give Credits to the creator).
Updates as follow: 1. Inaccessible PlayPark Forums. GG! 2. Inaccessible own blog for viewing. GG!! 3. Inaccessible Sleepywood Forums. GG!!! 4. Mong Hong went to Ubi Techpark but hmmmm... don't know my Intern workplace is there. GG!!!!
Ok... end of GGs. Here block, there block... what's the next thing that will block? SAOAF? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Anyway, here's 5th update: Lecturer is finally back to make her 2nd visit. OMG lar... no wonder so long never visit. Thought totally forgotten liao. lol~
Yea, after undergoing an operation, your voice really changed a lot. Nonetheless, take care and hope to see you soon before Internship ends. =)
By the way, she really long time never visit liao lor. See timeline below: Footnotes: Gone Current
By looking at the timeline, Internship will be ending in about 3.5 weeks. Cool har? Meanwhile, still wondering 1 thing. National Day falls on 09 August 2008 (Saturday), will there be a half-day work on 08 August 2008? Will there be a holiday on 11 August 2008 (Monday)? Hmmmm...
Date: 07 July 2008 - 15 July 2008 Update of a customer amount paid. Searching of missing CPF Entry in GP. Cash Receipt amount to be applied. Paid = apply, else don't apply. Factoring tasks - Photocopy PO & DO; Data Entry; Delivery Entering invoices into GP. Factoring paid amount to be entered into GP. Last but not least, Counter List entry into Excel file.
Does the above tasks keep repeating for the past 13 weeks? Yes, it is Week 13 now. Wanna see the countdown? Week 01 Week 02 Week 03 Week 04 Week 05 Week 06 Week 07 Week 08 Week 09 Week 10 Week 11 Week 12 Week 13 <<< This week ends = 4 more weeks to go! Chiong ah! Week 14 Week 15 Week 16 Week 17
But then, wait a minute, I did check some of my classmates. Their lecturers had visited them twice. Walao leh... my lecturer leh? Forget liao ah? 1 time nia, 1st visit on Week 2 Internship. zzz... nvm, waiting for her visit, then disiao her (together with my friend who is attached to the same company as me).
No delay post for Week 11. Week 11 gone, 6 weeks to go.
30 June 2008 Basically, it is just data entry of invoices, photocopy of Orders & Sorting of Voucher. What else can I say? >.<"
01 July 2008 Updating of Vendor Address. Looks important to keep the information up to date. Probably for possible future visits? Imagine what happen if you go to the vendor's old address... go there cry, omg where is it?
Next, Factoring data entry. Wondering if it is needed to be done on weekly basis or what?
02 July 2008 Search wanted Payment Voucher, sort it as well. Seach sort search sort... infinite loop for this process?
And not to forget to improve the word document of Factoring Process... to see if there is any stuff to improve on, such as missing info to be added.
03 July 2008 Delivery of TR and Factoring. And not to forget to improve the word document of Factoring Process... to see if there is any stuff to improve on, such as missing info to be added.
04 July 2008 Updating of paid amount. Hmmm... wondering how much money does that customer company owe. $_$
05 July 2008 Same task as 04 July 2008. After that, go home. Woots!
Another delayed post. lol~ This week quite shiok. I do not have to wake up that early for 3 consecutive days!!! ^^
23 June 2008 Data entry & checking of Payment Voucher. Sigh, need to check to ensure correct amount is entered. Check check check and even more checking... grrrrrr
Kill boredom tasks: Factoring to be done & Photocopying of Orders. Bleh, they are both related to factoring after all.
24 June 2008 1st 2 tasks of the day... outside office. Something went wrong after delivery of Factoring Document. I was given the WRONG location to my next destination. OMG... the exact location is just RIGHT BESIDE (or opposite/near) Ubi Techpark. zzz...
Luckily, there is a bus to Ubi from Serangoon. Upon my arrival, I collected the cheque and headed back to office. Head back to office = sian... because... "Check check check and even more checking... grrrrrr"
It has been close to 1 week already. Data entry & checking of Payment Voucher.
25 June 2008 Another day which I do not have to wake up early. Wahahaha! Mind full of alertness?
1st 2 locations are quite near. 1 at Raffles Place, the other at Suntec City. Very near, right? The 1 at Raffles Place... well, it is mainly either TR or Factoring. Nothing special to mention about this.
Next stop, Suntec City. Eh wait, since when I became a Courier? ROFL!!! Who cares... can kill time = yea-ness! Of course, must do things correctly if not GG liao. After delivery, I started to feel sian already. Reason? Wanna know? Sigh... need to post this again and again... and it goes... "Check check check and even more checking... grrrrrr"
1 week liao. Check check check... when can I finish this?
26 June 2008 Another day which I do not have to wake up early. Wahahaha! Mind full of alertness again?
Early in the morning... 1st stop: Raffles Place. And the 2nd stop: Ubi. Argh!!!! Back to office again... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Reason? Wanna know? Sigh... need to post this again and again... and it goes... "Check check check and even more checking... grrrrrr"
More than 1 week liao. Check check check... when can I finish this?
Ok then, kill this boredom. There was an urgent Factoring task to do. OMG... the CEO is not in office! How to submit on this day when he's... outside? GG! At last, someone managed to contact him and I have to rush there ASAP. But then, no point mah... by the time I submit, sure later than 3pm... confirm gurantee. So he is at NTUC Centre. OMG... Microsoft company is so HUGE!!! Very huge... but I'm not lost because my Internship friend is there also. haha... coincidence?
27 June 2008 Data entry & checking of Payment Voucher. Sigh, need to check to ensure correct amount is entered. Check check check and more checking... checkmate already? =X Ok... finally I finished! YES!!!
Time for next task. Holy crap... payment of Road Taxes for 2 vehicles. Suddenly passed me $3000 SGD Cash!? Cash leh! Not Cheque... feel so unsafe even though Singapore is safe. So what if Singapore is safe? Low crime does not mean no crime, ok? Remember this.
Nonetheless, payment is made. At least, when I headed back to office, got lesser Cash in Hand. =/
16 June 2008 The same usual task which I had been doing for the past... 1 week? OMG lar... type until crazy. zzzz...
New task given: Sending of Invoice to Avnet. Hmmmm... not very far away from office sia. End of task... head back to office, continue with the data entry of Bank Statement.
17 June 2008 The usual usual week which I had been doing for MORE THAN 1 week! WTF sia. Meaningless for me to say what I had been doing for this task... really meaningless due to the same process of data entry which keey repeating over and over again.
Photocopying of Orders is including on this day. So yea, kill my boredom of Bank Statement data entry. But, this is not the end yet. Another task... go out, get new invoice from PTC, then head back to office. Ehhh... MacPherson Road!? So near -.-"
18 June 2008 Once again, the same usual task which I had been doing. Hey, finally it came to an end on this day! Yeaaaa... finally! Can slack? Oh well, 1 additional task for me to do... consider a slacking work though since it is more like copy and paste. haha... =D
19 June 2008 No more Bank Statement data entry. End of nightmare? Hope so. On this day, I was instructed to submit TR to UOB. Oh my... bank again! Bank bank bank bang bang bang... lol~ but then, just submission nia.
Up next... data entry & checking of Payment Voucher. Sigh, need to check to ensure correct amount is entered. Check check check... checkmate? =X
20 June 2008 Data entry & checking of Payment Voucher. Sigh, need to check to ensure correct amount is entered. Check check check and more checking... checkmate already? =X
21 June 2008 Data entry & checking of Payment Voucher. Sigh, need to check to ensure correct amount is entered. Check check check and more checking... when will this checking task ends??? >.<"
Compare the image above with this below. GMAPaeeon... hmmm... drawn by a PPF Forumer.